i've got a warped sense of humor. this is some stuff that i've come across that i find funny. i'd like to think that i'm pretty thoughtful too... so there's some of that in here as well. roughly 99% of the crap i post is from other sites. oh - i'm conservative too.
omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT